Why would I pretend, as an adult, to support a pack of whining bickering children who can't do the job they were "hired" to do?
No. No. No.
While there are some worthwhile planks in each of the party's platforms, or there are while whomever is trying to be re-elected, the overall performance shown year after year by our elected officials is appallingly non-existent and will most likely remain that way as long as we continue to endorse the blather and hot air they consider relevant.